SCANDAL! PASSION! CLEAVAGE! PLASTIC FORKS!

Although the management does not possess one of these newfangled digital cameras everyone's been talking about, several of the sycophantic hangers-on who have attached themselves like lampreys to the underside of the Secret Squares' burgeoning celebrity machine do. And so the management has stolen their photos without permission.

Behold... scandalous images of unfettered abandon at Tye's 33 1/3rd Birthday Extravaganza!


Secret Squares on the wheelz o' steele (image stolen from MalibuStacie)


The management and Brian The Designer contemplate The Love that Dare Not Speak Its Name. Hey, who can help it? The guy does fantastic work! (image stolen from Chezzabellah)


The Secretary of Spousal Affairs and Chezzabellah (of DEVA fame) celebrate sin with thier lusty, painted lips. For shame! (image stolen from Chezzabellah)


Rampant sexuality!! So amazing was the music, so intense the Bacchanalian ecstacy, that heretofore innocent women began flaunting their dirty pillows for all to see. (image stolen from Chezzabellah)

Yes, as we screamed and played the Devil's music, the baby Jesus wept. Where the Secret Squares go, only depravity follows. And groupies. And drugs. And probation officers.